Made for each other, could possibly be the strongest couple! They don’t know it yet but they are each others soulmates
by Liac September 16, 2021

by ellie <33 September 8, 2021

to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024

When a white man is so angsty and pent up about being white and small and ineffective and they lash out a others in punitive and vindictive ways.
by Brent Taylor February 26, 2021

by bfez September 26, 2022

brent faiyaz the singer
by bfez September 14, 2022

Brent can be a serious person at first glance but when knowing them deeper you will find out how funny of a person they can be with a welcoming personality with no hesitation
by Jklssad January 22, 2022
