Brendon

Brendon is a fuck boy, street thug, drug addict who cannot control his anger. He calls you family one minute but then calls you every name in the book the next.. He’s pooked out 90% of the time and it never fares well with whomever he’s fucking at the time. He can’t settle down in one place because he thinks every one is out to get him. He’s also a compulsive liar, and has no issues hitting a woman if you make him mad enough. He’ll reel you in with his charm but he’s just a snake in the grass ladies, so beware! He likes Batman, crispy bacon, rap, hair and teeth. If you meet Brendon fucking run the other way as fast as you can. Save yourself from excruciating pain and drama he rains down.

That Brendon is nothing but heartache and drama.

by Redhot_temper81 November 25, 2024

Brendon

always farts and it smells like utter fucking shit. one time had dreads.

do you see brendon over there?
yeah! he smells like pepperoni dog fart!

by catchuckle January 17, 2024

Brendon Ciraky

A cool guy with a cute giggle

Brendon ciraky is a cool guy with a a big butt

by have bren January 8, 2024

Brendon

a person that's goal is to be the ruler of al cosmos but he is still dreaming about it.

Brendon is benito mussolini

by dog the creator February 14, 2025

Brendon Urie

the evil version of Lin Manuel Miranda; evil Lin Manuel Miranda; Lin Manuel Miranda if he was evil

Person 1: “Brendon Urie? Don’t know who that is.”
Person 2: “He’s evil Lin Manuel Miranda”
Person 1: “Ohhhh! Thats the guy you were talking about!”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

Dirty breydon

When a fag kicks another fag forcing him to bone a shark therefore making a shark human combo who the bones the other gay dude and everyone walks away happy

My uncle did a dirty breydon when he was younger

by Bobsroom June 30, 2020

THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.

Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.

by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023