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wife blowjob

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me
The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob
by tigg56 August 3, 2015
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Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.
Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."
by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016
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Blowjob Blues

A term used to describe the emotion that a man experiences when he can not achieve an orgasm from a blowjob.
Guy 1: "Hey how was Carol last night? ;D"
Guy 2: Man, I'm so depressed. I got the blowjob blues ):"
by Robert on Toast January 7, 2011
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blowjob princess

a gurl that will suck any dick she can swallowing every load from every guy she meets
kellsey .A is a blowjob princess who loves cum.
by the ego smashers December 27, 2006
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blowjob handles

the pigtails hairstyle, or a ponytail on each side of the head
Man, that Cindy Brady has some cute blowjob handles!
by Katy from Ottumwa, IA July 30, 2003
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alarmclock blowjob

When a girl gives you a blow job to wake you up in the morning.
Billy didn't want to get up for work this morning, until his girlfriend woke him up with a delightful alarmclock blowjob.
by erik polakowski July 25, 2006
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blowjob (drug)

A "blowjob" is a new date rape drug being used by women to lure young males into situations sometimes referred to as "relationships".
The drug can be found in many places. The back room at a house party, the parking lot of a club, or inside a porta-shitter at an outdoor concert.
Dealers often seem sweet and innocent. They use phrases like, "I've never done this before" or "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone".

Side effects of the drug vary from moderate pleasure to a full out addiction for more blowjobs.
Habitual use of blowjobs can lead to things like; finding women's clothes hung up neatly in your closet, an extra toothbrush in the bathroom, and sometimes even small 10lb balls of fur running around your house that dealers call "dogs".
Users often make excuses for why they can't hang out with their friends. "It's movie night", "we are having dinner with her parents", etc.
man 1: "dude, where's jimmy been all week?"
man 2: "remember that chick from the club the other night he was talking to?"
man 1: "yeah, i remember her."
man 2: "i think she slipped him a blowjob (drug) after we left. he hasn't been the same since."
man 1: "oh shit, we gotta talk to him before it's too late!"
by The amazing tech October 24, 2009
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