blowjob sammich 

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

blowjob sammich by kbro69 January 14, 2011

Blowjob Buffet

A Thai whore seductively saunters back and forth just prior to dropping to her knees. She then begins rapidly massaging her jaw with both hands to warmup and loosen the jaw muscles. (Note: this technique is to ensure adequate performance in the event a penis with unusally large girth is on the buffet.). Following the jaw massage, she immediately assumes a cat-like, though straddled kneeling stance. With both hands, she begins violently pawing at the two guys on the sides while gulping the guy in the middle. This process is repeated as she works her way down the buffet, which is obviously "all you can eat."

Leia the Thai whore really worked the blowjob buffet through the hotel lobby."

Blowjob Buffet by Shake That Bear! August 26, 2013

blowjob culture

a workplace culture in which once a mistake is made that affects a customer, subsequent mistakes will have to be fixed immediately with top priority by management, causing employees to have to drop their current tasks with the intention of pleasing the affected customer excessively

Person #1: "Ugh, my boss is making me work overtime to fix these unimportant things just to keep the customer happy"
Person #2: "Dang, this place has such a blowjob culture!"

blowjob culture by kawaiineko1337 July 7, 2023

blowjob face

a woman has a blowjob face if the sight of her face invokes strong urges in most men to urgently get a blowjob from her.

-dude, i think she is very sexy
-yes, she has a great blowjob face. i just can't stop imagining it on the tip of my cock.

blowjob face by sk1nnard November 2, 2006

blowjob lips

a girl (sometimes a guy) who has voluptuous lips that easily could be imagined around the stem of your penis

gav- holy crap dave, look at that lass' blowjob lips!

blowjob lips by gav cook April 28, 2006

blowjob alarm clock 

when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.

wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.

blowjob alarm clock by The Red Hat Kid September 8, 2006

blowjob betty 

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.

every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.

blowjob betty by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006