Jesus

super hot and funny guy. will always put a smile on your face and does not always mow lawns... just sometimes when you pay good money.

no example of Jesus

by thegreatesteversteff January 1, 2017

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 1, 2019

Jesus

Me

I am Jesus!!!

by Jesus_in_spanish May 28, 2018

Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"

Hi Jesus your not gay

by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016

Jesus

A man who will save your ass when you die.

Don't be hate'n on Jesus cause he is going to save your ass one day.

by oconnell 09 September 16, 2006