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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
mugGet the moist back door cold frontmug.

Back Door Handy

Threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her ass
That was a stellar back door handy Melissa, next time though let's not do it on the bus
by flapjackal August 3, 2015
mugGet the Back Door Handymug.

Back door gaming

When someone is having a gaming session whilst simultaneously doing someone from behind.
Bro tonight my girlfriend and I are going to try back door gaming
by AtticusFinchTheSecond January 6, 2023
mugGet the Back door gamingmug.

Back door shotgun

When you have a girl face down with her ass in the air and you blow weed smoke or vape into her asshole. You then proceed to let your homie get a fat rip of smoke out of her ass.
Aye homie can I get a rip from that back door shotgun
by Texan shit February 25, 2021
mugGet the Back door shotgunmug.

Back Door Man

"The entrance to my home from my backyard was boring until I hired a back door man."
by modsquare July 29, 2023
mugGet the Back Door Manmug.

Back door hate

What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.

Yeah, I'll look at ya later.

(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')

This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
by Winglet81 July 24, 2018
mugGet the Back door hatemug.

knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
mugGet the knocking at your back doormug.

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