A store which I refuse to go into. Upon entering the dark, loud, smelly shit-hole, you immediately feel very gay. The only reason people buy anything from Abercrombie is to be socially accepted. Have no friends? Sell your dignity and buy some Abercrombie shit rags to gain some fake, materialistic frinds in an instant. Do you realize that when you buy an abercrombie shirt that says "ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH" on the front of it, you are advertising their product? And do you realize that you are paying them $50 to advertise their product? Do you see whats wrong there, you degenerate dip-shits? In case you don't.... THEY SHOULD BE PAYING YOU! Upon being insulted for wearing such lame clothing, an abercrombie wearer's only defense is "You can't afford it" Can't afford it? No... Anyone can go out and buy at least one $50 shirt. We're just not retarded enough to buy it. Our self-esteem hasn't reached the point where we feel we must buy our way into society. Abercrombie wearer's have brought the modern meaning to the term "douche-bag". Some asshole with gelled hair, a popped collar, pre-ripped faded acid wash jeans, and rainbows. But rainbows are a whole other story.
Abercrombie Douche #1- "Bro, I was talking to this fine-ass bitch the other night, and I swear, I almost fucked her..."
Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."
Abercrombie Douche #2- "TIGHT, BRAH! Wait a second, you are wearing two collared shirts and you are only popping one collar... What the hell is the matter with you? I thought you were cool. Don't talk to me until you pop that other collar and buy a pair of jeans with more holes in them. I'm too cool to be seen talking to someone like you."
by track001 February 11, 2007
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Get the abercrombie mug.An overpriced label of clothing worn mostly by teens with either rich or overcompensating parents, preppies of any age, and people who just like to waste their money. American Eagle (also an overpriced, boring line of clothing) plus a 15% price increase.
Omigod! I just got, like, the cuuuutest tshirt at A&F! Only $45, and it looks like I got it at Value Village! Like, what a deal!
by blomee October 22, 2003
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RiCH GiRL: i Love AbercrombIe
PooR GiRL: I hate that place, its so damn exspensive
RiCH GiRL: So? I STiLL love it
PooR GiRL: I hate that place, its so damn exspensive
RiCH GiRL: So? I STiLL love it
by Samiiii x3 January 1, 2006
Get the abercrombie mug.Contrary to popular belief, Abercrombie is not a preppy store. Its patrons may choose to say otherwise, but its display of cheaply-made clothing and provacative advertisements all point to the opposite end of prep spectrum.
When the true definition of Prep is thought of, it is not usually connotated with a thin t-shirt that has blatant innuendo written across the chest, which is what Abercrombie excells in. Abercrombie is, in summary, a sad excuse for a Prep store where those who desperately want to be the epitome of Prep spend their money which they, in most cases, got from their parents.
It is important to remember, however, that Abercrombie was not always in such ruin. When it first started in 1892 and before it became, essentially, a place for sexually-repressed teenagers to buy conforming (in both senses of the word) clothing, it was a "store that outfitted wealthy businessmen for their outdoor pursuits". In just a little over a century it has a gone from businessmen pursuing the outdoors to teens pursuing the fastest way to be considered cool by their peers.
When Abercrombie is thought of as preppy, it makes the true preps shutter.
Even the children's version, abercrombie sic, albeit not as sexual, is just as shocking. abercrombie sic which carries Girls' sizes 7-16 and boys 8-20, has shirts with messages that are so rude and egotistical it is not unusual to want to smack the kid that is wearing it. An example would be "The party starts when I arrive" (a Girls t-shirt) and "Once a winner, always a winner" (found in the Boys' section) make the adults of our society involuntarily gag. This spoiled attitude is what they fought for in 3 wars? It's truly enough to make anyone vomit, or as The Official Preppy Handbook puts it, yawn in color.
When the true definition of Prep is thought of, it is not usually connotated with a thin t-shirt that has blatant innuendo written across the chest, which is what Abercrombie excells in. Abercrombie is, in summary, a sad excuse for a Prep store where those who desperately want to be the epitome of Prep spend their money which they, in most cases, got from their parents.
It is important to remember, however, that Abercrombie was not always in such ruin. When it first started in 1892 and before it became, essentially, a place for sexually-repressed teenagers to buy conforming (in both senses of the word) clothing, it was a "store that outfitted wealthy businessmen for their outdoor pursuits". In just a little over a century it has a gone from businessmen pursuing the outdoors to teens pursuing the fastest way to be considered cool by their peers.
When Abercrombie is thought of as preppy, it makes the true preps shutter.
Even the children's version, abercrombie sic, albeit not as sexual, is just as shocking. abercrombie sic which carries Girls' sizes 7-16 and boys 8-20, has shirts with messages that are so rude and egotistical it is not unusual to want to smack the kid that is wearing it. An example would be "The party starts when I arrive" (a Girls t-shirt) and "Once a winner, always a winner" (found in the Boys' section) make the adults of our society involuntarily gag. This spoiled attitude is what they fought for in 3 wars? It's truly enough to make anyone vomit, or as The Official Preppy Handbook puts it, yawn in color.
by A Defender of Preps April 28, 2005
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