person 1: yo bro who the goat
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
person 2: abraham lincoln
person 1: aint that the american president
person 2: nah man hes the filipino goat who became the american president
person 1: ohh gotchu
by botaccount1984 December 9, 2025
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It is unfortunate that he is such a chick magnet, because when his heart is captured by one woman, his loyalty is unwavering and your chances with him come to a halt.
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