Noah

He is the weirdest person you will meet in middle school. Yet EVERYONE(yes even the boys-) has a DAMNED CRUSH ON HIM!!! He's hispanic, curly haired, wears the "fAnCy" glasses. He is also the guy that's like-"Oh, I'm not looking for a relationship right now..." GOOD JOB!

Simp1- hey Noah..
Noah-what?
Simp1-I kind of li-
Simp2-Bitch Move
Army of Simps- PAVE THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

by Melly Jelly March 9, 2023

Noah

Noah, me, one of the nicest guys you'll meet (I've been told) definitely has a bigger dick than Kevin and the ladies love him

Girl 1: omg Noah is sooooo cute I just want to fuck him
Girl 2: omg ikr hes sooooo hot

by Being dumb September 25, 2021

Noah

Noah is a unit who will destroy caden the waterbender with Noahs elictrictybending abilitys.

Oh gawd the fight between Noah and caden Noah will win.

by Taki master June 4, 2021

Noah

noah is my boyfriend 😱

noah 😊

by Isa psychology April 5, 2022

Noah

Blond hair blue eyes, makes any girl say
“DAMN HE’s HOT!”

Look a that Noah!

by 104729(!:@/ May 6, 2018

Noah

noah is ur mother

NOAH IS HOTTER THAN UR FUCKING MOM

by HOTBABE99 September 20, 2021

Noah

Big dick energy

Girl 1: yo what’s that

Girl 2: it’s so big

Girl 3: it’s Noah’s dick

by Ben simmon November 6, 2019