Mr. Preston

Snake killer, bitchless, stands weird.
Mr. Preston chopped up a snake.
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Preston Fire

An initial burst of enthusiasm over a potentially better life... usually associated with low end tech companies such as JTI.
Damn this Preston Fire is got me feeling like suicide is not the answer.r
by d1rtydancer June 11, 2019
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preston mesa

One of the realest mother fuckers on earth. Most times he seems crazy but is really a genius. Also invented the term lurp which was made famous in Austin Texas and then Houston.
Preston mesa is lurpy and crazy but he's real and always knows the answer
by Blankblank22222 October 27, 2020
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Preston Lee

Having Preston Lee is like getting a free win
by BordeDThEAirpalne January 11, 2023
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Preston Thomas

Preston Thomas (Press-ton Tom-ess)
Usually a boy who likes skateboarding, graffiti, and hates school.

He usually spends his free time surfing the web, and making hip-hop beats.
For Example
Have you seen Preston Thomas
The boy who skate's?
Ya He's my best friend.
by Peestain October 24, 2011
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Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.
Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!
by LoriL Shampoo January 18, 2011
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