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Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
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Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
by boojee December 20, 2008
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Dylan

A man who broke a friendship for a girl named Isabella. Typically he thinks he can pull girls but when they give him the sign of no he gets depressed and hurt inside. He gets along with most people especially his friends.
Allan - Yo can I get with Isabella, Dylan - sure go for it. Dylan - Blocks Allan.
by BlackGIzzy March 6, 2022
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dylan

literally the best person in the world. sweet, caring, funny, a little stupid, but in general such a great person!!! has lots of golden retriever boy vibes and is the best friend anyone could ever ask for.
“omg! made a new best friend yesterday
“ugh, don’t say you’re about to talk about dylan again”
by wallowsfan April 10, 2022
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Dylan

Person: You're such a Dylan
P 2: :(
by Bigcooker March 9, 2018
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dylan

person 1: “do you know anyone who’s addicted to roblox?”
person2: “yeah, dylan they’re addicted to roblox ”
by skskskskskksksksksksksksksksks September 5, 2019
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Dylan

💙I remember the first time I ever laid eyes on you. You were standing there, oblivious to my existence, chatting with a friend. There was just something about you that called out to me. Maybe it was the way you talked with your hands or how you laughed. I can’t really place my finger on exactly what it was. I was a very shy person and almost didn’t talk to you. But today I am so thankful I got the courage to. It will always be my favorite day. Baby, always remember to take it easy. Don’t stress yourself out too much and don’t lose yourself by doing more than you’re capable of doing. Slow and steady will always win the race. Take your time and do the best you can. Just remember I love and miss you very much. I hope you have a great day baby!😘❤️

-Caroline 🤪
I love you Dylan!
by HisBrat January 8, 2021
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