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Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!
Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan
by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018
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Dylan

An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.
OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.
by boojee December 20, 2008
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Dylan!!

Dylan.

A really amazing boyfriend who’s really genuine and caring. He’s so perfect and I’m honestly so lucky to have him. He’s slow to anger and quick to solving problems. He’s so loving and kind. He has a girlfriend who’s going to be with him forever and she loves him so much. Even though she’s a bitch to him and gets angry but she loves his baby face and his adorable eyessss (I’m genuinely so obsessed with them ). He’s from Korea anddddd is super smart and nerdy.

Dylan,

I love you so so so much I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have you forever and I can’t wait to marry you and spend the rest of my life with you. You never fail to make me smile Dylan. I’m sorry if I’m ever mean and I hope you know how much I love you. You’re my world, Ik that’s ew and cringe and shit but I love youuuu

Love,
Christabel

Mwah
Dylan: I’m the best
Christabel: Ew shut up Dylan!!
by christabel!!!!! September 26, 2021
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Dylan

That Dylan he is such a weeb.
by IHateDylans November 21, 2021
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dylan

dylan is a good friend who will always support u the way u are, he always will be there for u if u get lonely and he will listen to ur problems and he is the coolest person ever, if u are best friends with a dylan, just know that u are the luckiest person ever to have a bff like that
person 1: hey do u see that person?
person 2: yeah it's a dylan! i wish i was a dylan
by childinnit April 10, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is a full on melt nobody likes him hes not funny and tbh lots of ppl wanna kill him, hes a dead man, I'm a dylan and I am now dead
Gary,'oi plebby!'
Mike,'dont be a Dylan douchebag'
by Brothersbro 18 October 7, 2019
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Dylan

A big dude who smokes a lot of pot and plays Fortnight for 9-12 hours a day.
Dylan smoked 12 ounces of weed today
by www.mcdonalds.com September 14, 2018
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