Dylan

The gayest man on this planet. He likes really big penis despite having a small one. Not to mention he also sucks at Fortnite, my grandpa is better than him, and he's dead!

Cunt 1: Dude I'm gay
Cunt 2: Quit being such a Dylan

by JoeDaBro69 October 17, 2018

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An asshole who likes to take pictures of their penis and have sex with trumpets.

OMG that picture is disgusting! You Dylan.

by boojee December 20, 2008

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Stupid egghead

Person: You're such a Dylan
P 2: :(

by Bigcooker March 9, 2018

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The one kid with the weird jokes that nobody likes. Most likely has a bland haircut. Literally everyone hates him.

Can we please not invite Dylan?
Why the fuck is Dylan here again?
Please leave us alone Dylan.

by reeeeeeeeeelmo September 19, 2020

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Dylan’s can be very sensitive or pretty rad and funny, A dylan will either make u feel amazing to be around with or want to get away from them because they can never handle a joke, Dylans tend to be nerds.

Nataly: Hey Ally have you seen Dylan.
Ally: He’s probably crying in the bathroom again.
Nathanial: Ill go get him (eye roll)

by swagger.wagger June 20, 2019

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