Penis relationship haver wither

An insult suggesting that the receiver has relationships with penises in a sexual manner.

John: Ted you penis relationship haver wither!
Ted: And what? Do you mean by that
John: I mean that you have relationships with penises and you are therefore, a gay.
Ted: Oh...

by Slow_Hands January 19, 2005

withered turkey

A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.

Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Wither

The best person in existence(mostly called as Wither_boss_yt). If you see him tell him that he is the best person ever and respect him.
also if you see this urban 'apple' too

Wither you are the best person ever

by Wither_Boss_YT December 15, 2018

The Witches Brew

When one goes for a long period of time without ejaculating. The cum is brewing and festering waiting to be unleashed. Its as if a group of witches are brewing something in the bottom of a guys balls.

I'm cooking up a mean witches brew. I unleashed the witches brew all over this girl last night.

by Poundtown17 February 15, 2010

Welfare Watcher

A person who collects welfare, spends their whole cheque on booze and drugs and then does nothing for a month, then decides to sit on their porch the last week of the month to wait for their next welfare cheque so they can blow that on more booze and drugs and the like. Not to be confused with someone who's just on welfare. They can usually be seen starting the last Monday, or second last Monday of the month sitting on their porch from 8 am to 4 pm (or at least 2 hours AFTER the mail has gone around). Typically they will not leave their porch for any reason, even for alcohol, and as such will have it delivered to their home via beer delivery trucks.

Welfare Watcher: BILLY! Get me another beer! The mails coming around, and send your sister to the bank to cash it as soon as it gets here!

by XDoggStrafe September 15, 2009

Wank Watcher

The bathroom attendant at a strip club who's real purpose is to make sure you don't spend too much "time" in the toilet, ie masturbating.

I was going to bust a nut in the bathroom of this strip club but they had a wank watcher in the toilet, how disappointing.

by Sexxxy Beast March 1, 2015

Colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow

the coldest thing known to man, or just something thats PRETTY damn cold

James: Hey Dana, this ice cream is fucking cold!

Dana: You mean it's colder than a witches titty being dragged through the snow!

by Dayne Fucking Contarsy February 4, 2009