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Happy Vertical People Transporters

elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011
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Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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Vertical Bar

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.

Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.

Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024
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Vertically Challenged

Very short; without much physical height
by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018
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verticality

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)

Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.

The opposite of horizontality.
Lewstar is a spun3 who fell over. His verticality is z3ro.
by MkY January 9, 2006
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vertical snuff

Looking down staircases to spot feminine necklines and paps
Lets go vertical snuffing! Word up! Lets go, we will spot the hottest paps!
by Vertico March 9, 2018
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Vertically challenged

Hey look, it’s a midget!
I wonder what it’s like being vertically challenged
by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019
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