elevators that have the ability to see into the future... product of the sirius cybernetics corporation in the science fiction satire "the hitchhiker's guide" by douglas adams....
about the sirius cybernetics corporation..............
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of (their products) by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all. In other words - and this is the rock solid principle on which the whole of the Corporation's Galaxy-wide success is founded - their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws. "Happy Vertical People Transporters"
by 6*8=42 June 20, 2011

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Definition 1: Used to mock people that are trapped in a mental institutions, insane asylums, or schizophrenic like environments.
Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Definition 2: May also be used to emphasize the sheer magnitude of a flex.
Ex 1: Yo. You better prepare that ass. Wild Randy is in heat and needs to mate with another male ASAP. Vertical bar.
Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
Ex 2: Your dad got plowed up his poop chute last night. Ask me how I know. Vertical fucking bar.
by Brent Watchkids December 26, 2024

by Dusty Divot June 1, 2018

Pronouced (vur te kal it e)
Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.
The opposite of horizontality.
Defining and object or persons' possition on the vertical axis or lack there of.
The opposite of horizontality.
by MkY January 9, 2006

by Vertico March 9, 2018

by Pozzyboy123 October 26, 2019
