Guy 1: "Hey, have you heard about Tumblr?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they stopped allowing NSFW, causing an absolute mess."
Guy 1: "How is it doing?"
Guy 2: "It's more dead than MySpace."
Guy 2: "Yeah, they stopped allowing NSFW, causing an absolute mess."
Guy 1: "How is it doing?"
Guy 2: "It's more dead than MySpace."
by ThatGuyAwesome March 11, 2020

by JMM789 April 5, 2017

oh no oh god no not TUMBLR
this website/app is literally cursed with the power of shitposts, tumblr feminists, strange humor, and fandoms
however most of it isn’t a bad thing
(except the extreme feminists)
Known for their strange sense of humor, tumblr literally is the embodiment of why is this funny? But you still laugh anyways. The app is basically a bunch of crackhead teens and adults who have gone insane.
and a crackhead who’s gone more insane then before is REALLY crazy.
Not to mention, there’s the people who only use it for p*rn
this website/app is literally cursed with the power of shitposts, tumblr feminists, strange humor, and fandoms
however most of it isn’t a bad thing
(except the extreme feminists)
Known for their strange sense of humor, tumblr literally is the embodiment of why is this funny? But you still laugh anyways. The app is basically a bunch of crackhead teens and adults who have gone insane.
and a crackhead who’s gone more insane then before is REALLY crazy.
Not to mention, there’s the people who only use it for p*rn
Larry who has only had access to the internet for a day: hey have you heard of this website called tumblr?
Allison, but goes by flower because of aesthetic: yea!! I love it. I use it all the time because I’m a huge fan of (insert indie artist here)
Mike: oh I used to use it for looking at female presenting nipples
Pete: I make shitposts on there. I can literally say anything I want and people will think it’s funny.
Normal Joe: oH NO NOT TUMBLR OH GOD
Allison, but goes by flower because of aesthetic: yea!! I love it. I use it all the time because I’m a huge fan of (insert indie artist here)
Mike: oh I used to use it for looking at female presenting nipples
Pete: I make shitposts on there. I can literally say anything I want and people will think it’s funny.
Normal Joe: oH NO NOT TUMBLR OH GOD
by no but I got cheese whiz March 14, 2019

Massively overstating how entertained you are in the form of either dying, crying, or noting the point in the universe where your sides reside.
"oh my god i'm dying from laughter" "no you're not, fucking liar." "no dude, i'm serial. My sides are this ( |<-------------------->| ) far apart!" "stop tumblring, bro."
by ze/zy/zo/zum November 11, 2013

by Daddy Satan June 22, 2017

The absolute terrifying black void in which I throw away countless hours of my limited time on this planet that both makes me
a. Question my own existence
b. Lay on the ground flopping around in a spasm like situation because of the amazing GIF of my favorite fandom.
a. Question my own existence
b. Lay on the ground flopping around in a spasm like situation because of the amazing GIF of my favorite fandom.
by WOHitzDane December 26, 2014

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf January 16, 2011
