Token

The only black kid in a 99.9% caucasian school whose family happens to be of great wealth. Token is often more educated and intelligent than his degenerate, redneck classmates(in reference to South Park, especially season 5 episode 12).

Tokens family is way too rich to shop at Walmart .

by braancder December 2, 2021

Non-Fungible Token

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.

We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.

by GPM415 August 12, 2025

Julie_Wilson_ at Chaturbate: GOAL : Make a gift for you 🐱 👤 I'M COMPLETELY NEW HERE #new #natural #shy #18 #smalltits [915 tokens remaining]

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Julie_Wilson_ at Chaturbate: GOAL : Make a gift for you 🐱 👤 I'M COMPLETELY NEW HERE #new #natural #shy #18 #smalltits 915 tokens remaining

by AddictOfWhilster February 27, 2025

Work hard token

When you’re doing leg day and you fart so much that you believe you pooped a little bit

Sorry, I’ve gotta go home and change. I’m pretty sure I gave myself a work hard token while lifting today

by luck257 March 15, 2022

Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

Cab token

$20 bill used to pay for cabs

"Before we go out, I've got to stop at the ATM and pick up some cab tokens"

by douchsicle November 19, 2011

Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.

Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"

by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025