Baby Food

A phrase made to describe anything easy or lame. Often in reference to an item, the phrase can also pertain to any person as well. Although the correct usage of this phrase has a broad scope, one must utilize their own discretion in assuring that the phrase is used correctly.
You can only curl 10-pound weights? Those weights are baby food.
Did you hear that he failed the test? He's just baby food.
by justbabyfood September 04, 2011
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Food coma

Eating so much food that you feel as if you are about to pass out or fall asleep.
Last night I went to McDonalds, taco bell, KFC, and pizza hut. I ordered two big macs, three chalupas, twelve piece bucket of chicken, and a supreme pizza. After eating, I was not able to move, so I called in sick the next day and told my boss that I was suffering from a food coma.
by Gazelle462 February 06, 2015
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Food Doobie

I was hungry and depressed, so I went and grabbed a food doobie. Turned the whole day around.
by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012
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food freak

Someone who is purely obsessed with food and all they ever do is talk about it.
Lisa: I love every type of food like burgers,pizzas,pasta,chicken,salads and the list goes on

Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak
by Pharaohs12452 December 21, 2017
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Food Jenga

The careful act of eating your food in such a way that it does not fall apart into a million pieces.
I ordered the gourmet burger and that thing came stacked with like ten ingredients. I had to practice careful food jenga to keep it from falling apart all over my plate every time I took a bite.
by Transformers3People0 June 03, 2011
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Food Shelf

Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!

This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!

Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...

As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!

Laughter.
by Bezzy March 31, 2013
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Vietnamese food

The most delicious food on the planet. It is a miracle hangover cure, and if you eat enough of the right kind of the hot sauce you may acheive a happy buzz from it, though you will pay later when you get diarrhea with sting ring. It is totally worth it and you should go over there right now. Get the vermicelli bowl, with egg rolls, and lots of peanut sauce.
Let's go get some Vietnamese food, being that I got wasted last night. Make sure we have toilet paper first.
by T to the T July 24, 2008
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