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open relationship

a). a facebook setting that allows you to give in to your sluttastic urges while keeping a "saftey net" around in the event that you're unable to hook up with anything hotter.

b). a great way to set yourself up for some hellish drama, instead of being honest with your significant other.
"oh there's no need to worry about milliscent, we're in an open relationship. yeah we just need some time- SHIT, milliscent's here! act cool, we were just talking...about...chinese fireworks. that's right, chinese fireworks and not hooking up with eacho- hey babe, how's it goin'? you okay, you look upset. you wanna talk about it, i- hey milly, babe come back!"
by jon burton June 16, 2006
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open for business

When a girl is on the pill meaning she can have sex.
Hey,there's sheila i heard shes on the pill so shes open for business.
by APU & The Stooge August 14, 2011
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Open prison

An open prison is an arrangement option for those in later stages of prison releases and offer settings with supervision of various systems and environmental changes and degrees. Because of the cooperative nature of these relations, growth is far better than traditional separation and isolation
The open prison has to be managed by a well trained leader who is not only interested in reform but in public interests.
by Maybes new year December 7, 2018
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Open The Noor

Andrew if your reading this, open the noor isn't fucking funny
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 17, 2023
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Open use

A women who wants to be used by anyone sexually anywhere at anytime. She wants to be groped and fucked in the pussy, mouth and or ass. She often wears or has a tattoo of a keyhole symbol.
She is an open use slut, so I fucked her in the bathroom.
by slut$ November 18, 2022
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opening windows

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"
I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.
by thelunchtable June 10, 2011
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Open Icer

A hockey slang term referring to someone who has almost zero hockey talent and looks like a complete dumbass on the ice. The word comes from the idea that these douchebags suck so bad they shouldn't be on a team and instead should be paying $2.50 to skate around with 5 year olds at open ice. They generally need to use the little pusher things to hold themselves up when they skate around. Similar to a bender, duster, hoser, or home dresser.
Somebody should go kick number 13's ass. He's the worst fucking hockey player I've ever seen. What an open icer.
by IHateBenders November 2, 2009
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