Dong Funnel

1:A person who is much like a funnel except they enjoy taking mens weiners inside them much like the given name funnel.

2: Slang for a homosexual

Evan: "dude curtis ur such a dong funnel!"

Curtis: " come on evan only ryan is that!"

by Legit OpTiKz November 28, 2009

Cool ye funnel big man

A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)

Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...

by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020

Funnel busting

when you cum into a funnel and let it seep into someones bellybutton

guy 1:How was your date yesterday guy 2:oh it went great, we were funnel busting all night.

by gfhdsjkuoyrfuiwytrioe April 14, 2024

Funnel Fight

"Funnel Fighting" isn't a real term. No one uses it, except those with an IQ of about 50. It is a special term for those who refuse to accept "funnel race" as the appropriate terminology.

Funnel fight? What? Do you want me to beat you with a funnel? You're fucking weird.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

fecal funnel

When attempting to insert fist inside anal canal, the hand starts by making a funnel shape with the four fingers and thumb, simulating fecal matter leaving the anus. Similar to fetal funnel when the same process is applied to the vagina.

I applied the fecal funnel on her before she had an anal reflex and defecated on me.

by agentmiket013 September 27, 2017

Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.

“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”

by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023

Mayan Funnel Cake

When a guy nuts in another guys butt, where he consequently nuts into another guy or girl. They can start a funnel chain if they wish, and there is no limit as to how many people can funnel into one person.

Aye girl me and my boys tryna make a Mayan Funnel Cake witchu. My short friend can be the funnel.

by Be Nurse April 12, 2025