tanner

He a fuckboy.

Person 1: He is such a tanner.
Person 2: Ohhh so he is a fuckboy?
Person 1: Yeah!

by Bluebloodoftheheart May 7, 2016

Tanner

White van owner. Pulls up to unsuspecting children (preferabley little boys)and lurers them into his van with FREE CANDY spray paintedf on his van. Then ties them to his basement wall with chains, sticking their butts in the air (the easier way for him to molest them). Lubs em' up and inserts his penis with no condom into thier buttholes.Hr then he cuts off there penis and puts it up his own butt.

Child walks down the street. Tanner sees the victim and he prepares to strike. The little boy sees the van that says FREE CANDY. he has heard of this devilish molester. He tries to run but cannot escape the tazer that tanner weilds.
"I have you now kid!!"
And you know the rest...

by jore lobez December 3, 2006

tainter

Noun, the place between a womans vagina and asshole.

Tainter her ass and tainter her puss, so its her tainter

by theman1768 April 17, 2010

personal trainer

the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of BudLite for each meal.

"I really want to meet you on xbox live but I can't get up and turn it on cuz my personal trainer worked me over really good 3 days ago. I almost couldn't pick up the phone to answer your call I hurt so bad! Hey, buy the way, can you come over for a bit with some BudLite and feed me cuz I can't make it into the kitchen I hurt so bad."

by i'mamynotami April 13, 2008

twainer

A racist term for someone from Taiwan. Nigger is to a black man as twainer is to a taiwanese

Look at that twainer eating his chow mein and fried rice

by twainerboy May 16, 2006

Tanner Fox

Back stabbing mole rat

Tanner Fox is a back stabbing mole rat

by Hatkvd November 18, 2017

twiner

twiner(s), the shortened term for 2 person who share the same characteristics, which subsequently makes them more superior to person who do not.

im a twiner, im sharing the same hair colour, parents, girlfriend as you

by Richard Butterworth April 20, 2008