tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz May 31, 2014

Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe September 6, 2007

commie tommy

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.

The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Uncle tommy

A gay uncle.

Whoa dude what were you doing playing after school with my uncle Tommy?

by Ranchgirls January 2, 2021

tommy pipkin

A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release

woman:

'did you just tommy pipkin?'

man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'

by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010