Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool Aid piss

when you drink too much much fruit punch Kool Aid powder and you gotta take a piss and it comes out red

i just took a kool aid piss and it was delicious. good going in as coming out

by eagleeyeslinger March 4, 2019

kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

kool-aid packets

shit that you snort and then go "OHHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!"

Friend: hey you want to snort some kool-aid packets?

me: OHHH YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

by lomon snorts kool-aids packets September 4, 2019

Carolina Kool-Aid

When you urinate into a vagina and then drink it.

It was a hot summer night so we made some Carolina Kool-Aid!

by Shpadoinkle! February 27, 2020

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019

Kool-Aid Belly

A person who’s under the legal drinking age who has a beer belly

“Woah bro, You’re only 14? That’s not a beer belly, that’s a Kool-Aid Belly.”

by old.sparechange February 20, 2023