That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

by jkiszg November 11, 2010

that's what she said

A expression used by a person in order to make someone else's statement a humorous sexual joke.

Person 1: That package is too big; it won't fit in my trunk!

Person 2: That's what she said!

by ThatGuy#450127 April 23, 2010

That's what he wants

A variant of "That's what she said," created in Atlanta Georgia during the 2008 FIRST Event.

A: It's all hard and fluffy.
B: That's what he wants.

There are better examples.

by Jake Brown Estates April 21, 2008

that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012

That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.

Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"

by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010

that's what she said

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"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."

"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."

"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."

"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by JERKER19 July 18, 2010

That's what she said

Used as a double entendre implying a phrase was said by a female in a sexual manner.

I was in gym class and we were doing rock climbing. I'd just put my harness on and was adjusting it, but having some trouble. Then I put the rope on, tightened the harness, and it hurt. Without even thinking about it, I said to the boy standing next to me, "This hurts between my legs." That's what she said (TWSS)

by Teflon Jawn December 30, 2011