barry tale

A bald-faced lie told by a politician to deny what is (or will be) obvious.
"Obama telling us that that we can keep our healthcare under Obamacare was a barry tale."
by lou22 July 17, 2014
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ket tale

A male hair cut that is very long on top and put into a bobble while the back and sides are shaved very short. This style is associated with those people (especially Students) who are fond of very deep house music and tend to frequently indulge in ketamine.
That boy is very edgy with that ket tale.

I saw name last night and he has a ket tale.
by nclstud February 11, 2014
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Tragic Tale Syndrome

Tragic Tale Syndrome (TTS) is an effect someone can get if they make a "Tragic Tale" video on YouTube. Once they make one, there is no turning back. The carrier will continue to rant on how the game is bad even though it's got more good than bad to it
Guy 1: I really like VileHyperion's Tragic Tale of PvZ video
Guy 2: Don't listen to him, hes got Tragic Tale Syndrome. His video was just based off nostalgia
by Gamer47 June 18, 2022
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Alpha Tale

An alternate universe owned by Nyte, previously created by SHADIKAL15. Includes angst angst angst angst angst angst and abusive family
"Hey, have you heard of Alpha tale?"
"No, what is it?"
"A mother abuses her child"
"Sounds like my life"
by The Guy With Legs September 24, 2021
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ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.
Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.
by Kyssable March 05, 2008
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Tales of Hoffman

A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
by QuacksO April 21, 2019
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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
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