Taylor Swift

A gorgeous sorta country-ish singer who is currently VERY popular, especially among girls of all ages. Many call her talented, but...I kind of disagree. Her voice is sweet and pleasant but weak, her guitar playing is of the simplest caliber, and her songs are very very cliche, but kinda catchy. However, her hit single "You belong with me" I cannot STAND. It's overplayed and just obnoxious. "Oh, look at me, the girl my crush is dating wears high heels and short skirts, and I'm so much better and humble because I wear t-shirts and sneakers!! Oh, and she's a cheerleader so that automatically makes her a bitch! He should pay attention to me now because I'm less popular!" I'm sorry, I don't really even dislike Taylor Swift, I just can't STAND that song and i'ts message, like I said.

12 year old girl: OMG!!!!!1 TAYLOR IS SO AMAZING!! YOU BELONG WITH ME IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER!!1

Me: Taylor Swift is alright. I mean, some of her songs are kinda catchy, but "you belong with me" just makes me cringe.

by The Mandon November 25, 2010

Taylor Swift

One of those pretty nice girls . who is saddly doesn't have the talent to be a grammy winner-yet is.
The girl seams sweet,but she can't hit the right notes.
and in my opinion she is not ''the voice of the generation''!

oh and she acts country , but she's actoually just pop with some bango in the back.and she usese the same beats , and stuff.

Dude#1-Did u hear ''U belong with me'' by Taylor Swift

Dude#2-Yeah , cute song , WRONG singer!

Dude#1-But she's hot

Dude#2-I'm leaving

by TheRealDeaLL March 26, 2010

Taylor Swift

An annoying young woman who lives in a fantasy world and gets waay to much credit for writing average songs with preschool level lyrics and music so easy a coffee cup could perform it.

Person 1 : "Fuck that is an annoying song on the radio. I want to punch whoever is singing that shit right in the junk"
Person 2 : "That's Taylor Swift and you're right it is fucking terrible. She deserves a kick in the box"

by BoxerBoy987 October 29, 2009

swiftie

1. A member of "Swiftboat Veterans for Truth."
2. Any person who spreads lies and/or resorts to vicious and immoral tactics to further the GOP cause. (See: Karl Rove)

Like a true swiftie, Cheney looked into the camera and lied through his teeth: "The first time I ever met you was when you walked onto this stage."

by Kapoleon October 13, 2004

swift-boat

to attack opponents and critics, especially by using unfair practices and deception

Maybe he'll even call off the right-wing attack machine so it won't Swift-boat the Katrina survivors who emerge to ask tough questions as it has Cindy Sheehan and those New Jersey widows who had the gall to demand a formal 9/11 inquiry.

by Pavle September 22, 2005

taylor swift

Best female country singer on the planet.
Newcomer Taylor Swift surely had alot to prove but she bit the bullet. Her songs are playing on my local country station all the time and I don't blame the DJ's.

Best song is Stay Beautiful. :

Taylor Swift is awesome.

by esrurytdfhdfyi February 10, 2008

Taylor Swifting

Verb:
The act of scooting your ass on the floor like a dog. This can sometimes be concurrently preformed while quoting the phrase "Oh Long Johnson, OH LONG JOHNSON!".

Guy 1: What the hell is that guy doing?

Guy 2: He's Faith Hilling, thats so 2000 late.

Guy 1: Right!? Its all about Taylor Swifting now. What a loser.

Guy 2: Hey, you want to go smoke some pot?

Guy 1: Way ahead of you buddy!

by MiamiMan August 26, 2012