skritchels

The flakes in the bottom of the box you keep your weed in

Hey bro im out of mj. U got any
Ehh. I git some skritchels but that's it

by graffittiart February 20, 2012

shritta

Moist

You are very Shritta.

by BlueBallMcGhee May 25, 2017

scrittic

small bits of potato chips left in the bottom of the packet of chips, or in the bottom of a roasting pan. Roasting pan scrittics are the crunchy bits of potato stuck to the bottom of the pan.

1. Leave the scittics for me, they're the best bit!!
2. I have to scrape the scrittics off the roasting pan.

by TheHattie June 11, 2017

skritcher

noun: a person who bucks conventional living to hustle the streets and work the system; a resourceful punk running the underbelly of society; a success story from the streetz.

plural noun: skritcherz; verb: to skritch; adjective: skritchy

James always has mad money but hasn't had a job in years... Straight boss skritcher!

by James Skritch March 12, 2018

Sprite of the day

A meme revolving around the idea of taking a picture of a drink and writing “sprite of the day” when it is,in fact, not sprite

Person 1: “gonna have my sprite of the day *holds up bleach*”
Person 2: “um pretty sure that’s-“
Person 1: *crazy eyes* “it’s my sprite of the day”

by Artillerymonkey October 9, 2018

Sprite Cranberry

Truly soda at its finest. Popularized by the seasonal commercial featuring Lebrun James. Once you take a drink of the soft drink youll be be transported to a new world colored in red land green with Landon asking you if I wanna sprite cranberry. Basically it is the best meme and best thing ever made. It has been reported that there was a sighting of Jesus drinking a sprite cranberry.

Lebron: (breaks down door)wanna Sprite cranberry? Everybody else: omfg yes pls

by Kittensobad April 7, 2019

SPRITE CRANBERRY

Sometimes said to be the sweat of the heavens, it was given first to a prophet who went around the world spreading this elixir,Sprite cranberry was later turned in to a beverage only for the king and the nobility. As this amazing nectar was being served to the world the prophet prayed to the heavens and asked it in all it’s glory if this elixir had a name, and the heavens responded by sending their messenger:Lebron James he said that the nectar had a name: SPRITE CRANBERRY

hera:hey Zeus would like some SPRITE CRANBERRY?
zeus:GIVE IT TO ME BITCH!!!

by Americanski November 27, 2019