Squishy Face

Squishy Face is a zoomed in picture of a realistic Finn the human from Adventure time.
He is also the lord of a world where Ching Chong, Backpack Molester, The Girl, and many others live

Koen (Ching Chong): WE MUST PRAY TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SQUISHY FACE!!!!!
Payton (backpack Molester): YES!! HE WILL LIVE ON!!!
Conner (The Girl): You guys are idiots...

by ThaDemonDestiney May 23, 2019

Grape Squishied

A midget that fists another person in their anus, and then pulls out their rectum giving them a pink sock.

Me: Beth had to go to the hospital last night.
Person:What for?
Me:Her midget husband grape squishied her last night.
Person:Ewwww!

by MrKnowItAllOverAgain November 14, 2010

3/4 squishy

When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.

Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?

by Yeah unfortunately March 6, 2021

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Squishy brain

A retarded person

Bro he has such a squishy brain

by Jatidis June 17, 2023

Squishy

A person who probably needs help in any way or that shouldn't have a Twitter account

Also, a Shu kinnie in denial.

Functional member of society: Wow, someone named Squishy followed me! It looks like a nice pers-

no.

by starvedtouchperson December 20, 2020

squishy

A beautiful man who gets all the bitches and has hella drip. He is good at football #99 he is a descendent of Aaron Donald is the best center in maricopa.

Squishy is a cool guy.

by squish shiesty March 14, 2022