Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

squashed jam donut

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

by Jim Winston November 10, 2011

queer squash

A pumpkin with a mustache, or a gay Asian guy.

So, James, name a fruit that starts with "Q." "Ummmmm..... Queer squash." James said.

by SirJankytitsmclesbo December 5, 2017

Squash and blanc

Squash and blanc can either be used as a name or as a verb

Squash and blanc
As a Name
- "(*DEEP VOICE*) OMG BLANC SUQASH IS COMING"

as Verb
- "are you blancing?" "yes im squashing the blanc"

- "Hey, are we going to squash today?" "hell yhea *DEEP VOICE* SQUASH BLANC"

by errxr. March 3, 2019

squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

squash beaver

Squash beaver
A sexual position when a woman of 600 pounds or more jumps into a split on the face of her partner.

“Hey I saw najeel broke his neck what happened?”

“Oh him and misses attempted the squash beaver”

by JALEPEÑOSEATURTLE April 2, 2019

frog squash

A man and woman (or another man) get naked and get in a "leap frog" position but instead of jumping over he penetrates her asshole.

"Dude, she totally didn't expect me frog squashing her when she bent over.

by Apotheosis_Psycho November 2, 2013