smurf

a word that can be used to substitute most other words.

1.Last night when we left the bar, she started smurfin me.
2.No smurfin way.
3.Are u smurfin serious.
4.Smurf yeah.
5.Oh, that is freaken smurf, that is freaken smurf.

by danny g. November 3, 2004

smurffed

to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.

10 pints of wifebeater and I'm completly smurffed

by the one that got away November 4, 2003

smurfing

fucking until your face turns blue. Just chillin liek a villain. Fooling around. Undefined happiness and pure pleasure, first enjoyed by papa smurf and smurfette.

STOP SMURFING AROUND? What have you been doing today? smurfing...

by mary January 8, 2005

Smurf

Crushing bars(barbiturates) and sprinkling on marijauan and then smoking it

I just smoked a Smurf and that shit fucked me up!!!

by BigMike25 August 6, 2008

smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.

Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!

by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 8, 2003

smurf

To give girls blue balls then make them jerk you off, and then catch it and put in the form of a white hat.

this girl was into some crazy shit, so she told me to let her smurf me

by mrninjaelephant August 6, 2010

smurf

to make love

My friend wanted to smurf me

by Rogelio254 June 23, 2008