Slab

A term used for describing the fish known as a crappie which is very tasty to eat!

About to jump on this here ol boat and get me some nem slabs!

by Big pimpin fo show March 7, 2024

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Get the Slabmug.

Whip da slab

Driving a car.

Ay you tryna whip da slab?

by skatman1 October 26, 2020

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Get the Whip da slabmug.

When a middle-aged woman finds that her torso has become one giant block of flesh with no definition from shoulder to butt. Caused by excessive tail-gating, lack of exercise, pounding Chardonnay and unhappiness with their frat lord husbands.

Oh no, looks like Jenny has gone to slab.

by Glen Jr December 26, 2022

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Get the gone to slabmug.

Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

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