The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
by Shambles299 October 3, 2011
Get the Shift Blocking mug.The involuntary or voluntary movement from one area inside an elevator to another due to the increase in available space created by the exiting of another individual. This occurs more often when the exiting individual is a complete stranger, as the shift aids in alleviating the stress induced by the awkward elevator ride.
Example Situation:
You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.
You enter an elevator containing one other person situated toward the right wall. You make your way to the back left corner, not wanting to stand too close. On the way up to your floor, the other person exits the elevator, and you move towards the center. You then come to the realization that you have performed an elevator shift.
by Harusakama February 22, 2011
Get the elevator shift mug.Giving a handjob while wiggling his penis around like a stick shift, while also making engine noises. Vroom vroom.
by Bitchezzzzzzzzzzz November 25, 2016
Get the Dick shift mug.When a person has a significant change in the way they process any given senario psychologically; this process can be driven in a positive light or a rather brutally pessimistic perspective
Anthony has had such a great influence on the team it has caused a paradigm shift in their work ethic, and as a result people are starting to work together.
by austin henry March 23, 2016
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by Playing Cards July 3, 2016
Get the imp shift mug.A magical shift at Home Bargains, usually in the morning from 6am until 10am, this magical shift allows you to slave over a cage while your manager shouts you for talking.
by Fill shift June 20, 2022
Get the Fill shift mug.When you are dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
Friend shift: When you were dating or hanging out with a friend with benefits and those benefits are going to be put on hold.
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