scruff

a scruff is a wild joesphine haigh

ew look at that scruff

by zyouthwarrior December 1, 2023

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruff Flooging

When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

scuffy04

An overweight object that has so much mass that the gravitational pull around him is so high due to earth struggling to handle his weight. Researchers say that his house needed to be remade out of titanium to barely support the fatness. This unit can also be used as an alternative for the word "equator" since scuffy04's length is close to it. It was confirmed that the national bank had to print out extra money to support his insanely huge meal, which can feed the entire city of New York. Also the refrigerator in scuffy04 is confirmed to be an industrial refrigerator stolen from Walmart. The scale he uses (rarely uses) says "To be continued" when he steps on it, which may have caused that crack in the RMP building garage.

This gap is so big that scuffy04 can fit here.
gng I heard that KFC is out stock for the day cause scuffy04 came to grab a snack.

The scuffy40 runs across the globe.
A village size buffet is a short light snack for scuffy04.

by carbonyloxies December 19, 2025

Sawyer Scruff

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch

Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008