Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

bald headed sap sucker

Hairless person who licks maple trees

Why you bald headed sap sucker

by anonymous May 18, 2021

SAP

Sour ass Pussy.

You can tell by the way that she walk, she got that SAP.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020

Sap

A person so terribly sweet that it would make even the coldest heart melt.

Daniel gave the most heartwarming speech to his friends, he's such a sap.

by Masky Mcgee December 22, 2017

Saps

Sleep And Piss Sheet

You are a saps !

Stop being a saps

by Doggy smalls August 12, 2017

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 10, 2020

SAP

The; The the the the the; When the; the Sapper! Sapper! Sapper! Sapper!

Did you just say you liked JSAB? What are you, a SAP?

by nnnyan March 2, 2021