safety dump

You take a dump before you do anything important or go out anywhere just in case

Man I just took a safety dump before this long road trip

by Kingjoker January 6, 2017

safety sandwich

Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.

by piccoli September 26, 2012

Safety Helmet

Getting head with a condom on.

Since we barely know each other. Gina and I decided to go with the safety helmet. Safety first!!!

by *R~S* August 24, 2019

Safety Scissor

When two women scissor with with their pants on.

Nyki, you have to safety scissor so you don't get an STD.

by Babygirlreed May 26, 2016

internet safety

The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online.

Definition in a nutshell : The thing that all adults say that will 'protect' you online. Thats the meaning of 'internet safety'

Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

Definition in a nutshell : Guy 1: haha noob u cant aim
Victim : I'M TELLING MY MOM
Legit nothing happens.
Take note, that millions of users use the internet everyday and will be very rare to find the same person again. If you find them again just 'block them.'

Them : Well, the blocked me so let me make another account.

by New_byt February 18, 2019

Safety pocket

A place to store illegal substances upon ones body. Referring to an anal cavity or up a vagina

Yo bro I'm being pulled over by the cops put that shit in your safety pocket

by QueenNikola June 16, 2021

Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014