by Bigsexyhoneybadger December 12, 2016

Man 1: “How was sex with your girlfriend’s mom bro?”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
Man 2: “Dude, she hasn’t had sex I’m so long she had Coochie Rust.”
by Pipedbag February 24, 2024

Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025

by Brieolhg June 17, 2017

While having anal sex with your female partner, massage the clitoral area until she ejaculates. At this time, simultaneously remove your penis from her anus, dip it in the ejaculate and proceed to paint her butthole
by Fugserght January 9, 2016

player 1: i really want to practice my 5 meter ak spray, where can I test against AI?
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!
player 2: you should play vital rust! that server is filled with AI roleplayers!
by bignamer4335 October 14, 2021
