Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

by HelloImDavid June 23, 2023

rule 123

This rule states that if you are a hater, then you are also ghey. NO EXCEPTIONS

person A: Please rate and comment on my vid.
Person B: Your vid sucks ass.
Person A: I call rule 123, n00b.

by Winzz0r December 26, 2008

Rule 180

If you have had a premonition of your life ending and that premonition is coming true save yourself a hour and a half and just die

Dude#1: I SEEN IT WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE GET ME OFF THIS PLANE

Dude#2:Seriously dude?...Rule 180

by lolkin September 6, 2011

Rule 16

Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.

Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!

Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)

by truman1432 July 27, 2012

Rule 155

Once you look up all the rules in the urban dictionary rule book and find they have come to an end you must make a rule restating this exact rule

Hmm, I am spending way too much time looking up the rules of the internet. Time to make rule 156 that is stated by rule 155

by Baumz February 7, 2019

Rule 151

Rule 151 - If you try to validate Brendon Urie (The sexual assault he put kids through) anyone can legally spit on you.

Random Person - The cases haven't been confirmed!
Random Person 2 - "Rule 151..."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 170

If someone says the word "bean" to a non-binary person, they must show their penis. no excuses

person 1: "haha bean"
person 2: "Bro, I'm nonbinary..."
person 1: "so?"
person 2: "Rule 170"
person 1: "shit"

by JfizzyYT March 30, 2022