rodeo sex

A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!

(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)

Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then

~~sex~~

<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds

~~penetration is lost~~

<Adam>12 seconds, result!

(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)

by Wozza Worrell July 25, 2008

Rodeo Fuck

When the male first sticks his cock into either the ass or vagina, he then says to his partner your Sister, Mom, best friends, etc. (whatever will work best to achieve the angry reaction desired) Pussy/Ass is so much tighter. Then hold on for as long as you can trying to achieve climax. Then get the hell out of there.

Julies Dad shot and killed Charlie when he walked in on them and saw Charlie performing a rodeo fuck on his little princess.

by Greggae January 29, 2010

rodeo smile

when you fuck a chick on her period and pull out your bloody dick and rub it around her mouth in a circle to give her a clown face.

she said she couldnt fuck cause "its that time of month", so i said shut up and gave her a rodeo smile.

by groupie#1 January 16, 2007

mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.

"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."

by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007

Bonsai Rodeo

(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.

Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!

by TannerB March 11, 2008

Alabama Rodeo

When you're having sex with someone and you tell them you have AIDS. After you deliver that statement, see how long it takes for them to jump off of you.

Lisa was riding me when I told her I have AIDS and it took her five seconds to get off me. That was my Alabama Rodeo Record!

by Thomas Matthew Cleary Jackson August 21, 2008

Mexican Rodeo

A sexual act. When a guy want to get back at his bitch for cheating on him, or just really piss her off. He goes to have sex with her (doggy style other wise she'll see whats going on) he puts chilli sauce on the condom then fucks her. the aim of of the game it is to see how long you can keep on beforeshe bucks you off because her beef cutains will be burning.

Gary: that bitch is cheating on me
Paddy: give her a Mexican Rodeo ... i gave your mum one

by PrezMeister October 29, 2007