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craddle robber

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.
"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"
by Huy L. March 4, 2007
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robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...
Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?
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Robbie Ranger

One who calls himself a helicopter pilot because he has hover soloed in an R-22 helicopter. Often buys "Look at me I'm a helicopter pilot" type of memorabilia, such as huge rear window stickers and T-shirts. Said Robbie Ranger will also likely have a myspace page with pictures of themselves flying while wearing aviator sunglasses. In some instances, Robbie Rangers have even been spotted wearing military colored flight suits with patches. It is also common for Robbie Rangers to have tribal tattoos and tight fitting emo t-shirts.

Although the previous description is accurate most of the time, it is important to remember that Robbie Rangers can be any age or gender. In fact many of them are older men who are lost in their mid life crisis. Many of them have left their computer industry careers, or are using a GI bill to fulfill their pipe dream.

When conversing with a Robbie Ranger, he will often tell you that he flies the most difficult helicopter to fly and it's made him a better pilot.
Lifeboat78: Hey ladies, I just got back from a really dangerous cross country training flight. There I was, upside down in a cumulonimbus when the engine quit. For a moment I thought I was going to die but since I'm a better stick than my instructor, I said "Listen loser, I am god's gift to aviation, hand over the controls and I'll salvage this." I entered an inverted autorotation and did a split S (HOT CHICK INTTERUPTS)

Hot Chick: OH Wow thats so cool! I've never met a helicopter before!! So you guys get paid like a $100,000 a year right?

Lifeboat78: Yeah thats what my flight school told me, but I just love to fly so much that (HOT CHICK INTERRUPTS AGAIN)

Hot Chick: Umm, so you aren't actually getting paid?

Lifeboat78: Well not right now, but I'm going to fly to this safety seminar on Saturday and I have an empty seat...

Hot Chick: Oh, thats like so cool, but my friend just texted me soooooo yeah, I have to go. Later Robbie Ranger.
by lifeboat78 May 5, 2010
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Train Robbery

When a woman gets a train ran on her and the participating men search through her purse after the act.
guy 1: where you cop them Jordan's?
guy 2: we performed a train robbery on this hoe last night!

example 2
girl: i don't know what happened to my credit card, i think i was a victim of a train robbery last night!
by hot topiks April 10, 2010
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Robbie

an asshole, that will lead you on and then break your heart. He does jerk like things to get your attention but they are actually kinda mean. he's not the cutest kid around but with his funny jokes and nice heart he'll pull you right in. WATCH OUT. but in the end you'll always love him
"watch out ladies here comes robbie!"
by sexy_lady1234567890 January 9, 2012
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Robbie

More commonly known as the "two-inch punisher." Can please any woman with just his feet, and has a method of making girls finish that 60 percent of the time, works every time. Known as the "sex panther" in asia, and has pleased Michelle Obama on numerous occasions. He is a master in the art of slaying poon, and can seduce any woman in the world.
Me: Hey did you get it on with Robbie last night?
Friend: Yes, I can't feel my poon right now.
by bretthasasmallpp May 1, 2014
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rubbler

(v) the act of sneaking up behind a sitting victim and bouncing your bare scrotum up and down on their head repeatedly as if playing the maracas.
"Ray dislikes the beltbuckle, therefore we subjected him to the rubbler"
by joah March 20, 2005
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