Retard

A perfectly fine word that some people misuse. Oh, and by the way, I have been diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome. I'm not a bully.

abled person: that's retarded
disabled person: I agree with you.

by AppleLord3000 January 4, 2023

Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

Retard

Slang for a regular person that is so stupid that they resemble a person with an actual mental handicap.

Mitchell Hewlett is a prime example of a retard.

by Dumpy Diaper Doodoo November 30, 2021

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retarded

Noelle west

Noelle is the definition of retarded

by Heyhaheyhe January 31, 2020

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retard

Someone who is too stupid to realise the obvious reality/option/solution.

People who think straight pride should be a thing or someone who says vaccines causes autism are a retard

by Randompersondumbass April 29, 2020