butthole queef

The sound a girls/guys butthole makes when you cum in there ass and pull out fast .

Guy.*pulls dick out of bullhole after cumming*
What was that sound?
Girl.just my butthole queef :)

by melissaaa923 August 31, 2015

dorito queef

When a pussy farts out dust.

Your mom is so old her pussy is full of Dorito queefs.

by dr dorito August 12, 2016

thigh queef

When your sitting down with your legs together and you fart, and the fart goes through your thighs.

I took my son to the mall to see Santa, and i swear that bitch thigh queefed on my kid.

by BlameAfrica.com September 28, 2017

snow queef

When you suck cocaine up your vagina and then queef it out

At the party, that crazy bitch snow queefed it was so hot

by EEMMiac January 12, 2018

Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck

Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?

by keaty pablo February 25, 2020

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th

Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022

sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023