preston mesa

One of the realest mother fuckers on earth. Most times he seems crazy but is really a genius. Also invented the term lurp which was made famous in Austin Texas and then Houston.

Preston mesa is lurpy and crazy but he's real and always knows the answer

by Blankblank22222 October 27, 2020

Mr. Preston

Snake killer, bitchless, stands weird.

Mr. Preston chopped up a snake.

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Preston girl

A Preston is a beautiful girl with curves in all the right places, but don’t think the beauty is only skin deep! She’s loyal and trustworthy and everybody loves her. If you have a Preston in your life, you’re sure to lead a life full of riches!! Don’t lose her for anything.

“Holy guacamole - it’s Preston girl! She’s soooo cool!”

by Pelicanwithafish August 11, 2021

Preston Garvey

A FO4 Minuteman that needs you to help some settlement. Hated by most but is not really that bad.

“I had to put on a brave face as long as there were still people counting on me. That's the only reason I kept going.”—

Preston Garvey

by XGDragion March 7, 2023

Preston Lee

The greatest footballer of school football ever

Having Preston Lee is like getting a free win

by BordeDThEAirpalne January 10, 2023

Preston Thomas

Preston Thomas (Press-ton Tom-ess)
Usually a boy who likes skateboarding, graffiti, and hates school.

He usually spends his free time surfing the web, and making hip-hop beats.

For Example
Have you seen Preston Thomas
The boy who skate's?
Ya He's my best friend.

by Peestain October 23, 2011

Preston Hauck

The most bad-ass musician of the soon to be successful band Jah-bless, not to be confused with jobless. He rides his BMX bike looking sexy with his beard, you might have seen him as child on a Huffy doing jumps ova giant ditches catching air making all the girls gasp and say "ooooo.." Preston spends his time reading dictionaries and expanding his intellect and striving for his ambitions. He loops on his looper like a pro. He also pulls on your heart strings as he sings his sweet harmonies and plays his tasty licks on his guitar.HE is also a YETTI, know this to be true.

Who would not go for Preston Hauck? He is single!

by LoriL Shampoo January 19, 2011