pre christmas

Another word for pre cum
First invented by Cody Ko and Noel Miller of the Tiny Meat Gang

I tried to hold in all my pre Christmas when I saw those massive buns

by Lil Traumatized October 21, 2019

Pre-Rizz

The act of rizzing someone up before your friend does so they have a higher chance of scoring in the end.

Friend 1: Bro I'm thinking of asking Jessica out tomorrow
Friend 2: Gotchu bro I'll pre-rizz her up for you

by Danny_Dafeeto April 28, 2023

pre-whip

Pre-whipping is when you pull your penis out of your pants before fully reaching the urinal. It is a fully efficient way to get in and out of the bathroom. You start peeing before you are even there.

Chad: “Bro I accidentally pissed on some dude’s pants”
Andrew: “How?”
Chad: “I pre-whipped around the wall and when I started pissing I accidentally pissed on him.”

by Prewhipper69420 November 12, 2019

pre-menu

The act of reviewing the menu for a restaurant or bar you're about to patron in order to help with decision making once you arrive, and to get excited about the food/drinks.

Friend: Are you excited about Chuy's tonight?
Me: Hell yeah, I already pre-menued at work during my break.

by BH5245 October 25, 2015

Pre-skeeved

A feeling of unease about a impending situation or future communication.

“I’ve been on unemployment for 2 months now and I’m Pre-skeeved about going back to work and seeing work people!”

“ I heard from a friend at work that some guy from the mail department wants me bad, however, I’m Pre-skeeved that he might smell like shit!!”

by Froliciousness April 23, 2020

pre-Bantoric

the time when there was no recorded banter being exchanged

" oh it must have been horribly pre-Bantoric!"

by downey13 November 11, 2011

Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

by jesride January 11, 2010