Pouring a Guinness

The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.

"How was Gary this morning?"
"Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours

by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020

The Pours

People of lower economic standing (being pour) who drive gen 1 or "Juan" Raptors, or who can't afford real Raptors so they put fraptor grilles on their XLTs.

Look at Timmy being a pour again, putting a fraptor grille on his 2003 XLT.

I see the pours are at it again.

by Vlad 8====0 May 7, 2021

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason March 31, 2012

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Montana Pour

The technique of pouring beer into a glass without tilting the glass, to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

Bro, I need to get bigger drinking glasses. Right now when I do a Montana pour, I can only get half of a Heineken in.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023

Montana pour

The technique of pouring a beer and not tilting the glass, in order to get a beer that’s mostly foam.

I really gotta buy some huge drinking glasses so a full Heineken fits when I want to do a Montana pour.

by BigAl1996 November 26, 2023