Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

purple peacock

A middle aged man who screams about things on he finds funny. Can be found only in America

Oh look a purple peacock lets shoot it

by fat chink December 18, 2019

Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016

First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.

John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.

by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Peacock’s Tail

The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.

John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.

by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022

Spaniard horse peacock

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.

Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.

by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022