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Doris Day Parking

The ability to pull into an open parking space at the front door of any residence or business destination no matter how busy the street or how large the parking lot.
It's like Tim is in the movies right on queue, no waiting. All the times I've ridden with him to the Mall we park right at the main entrance - Doris Day Parking!
by Gartron June 17, 2009
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Parking Queen

A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.
Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.
by chris+ February 25, 2008
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Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.
You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008
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Parkinsons

some one who cannot dance but is moving around a hell of a lot
that dude has parkinsons, look at his moves
by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007
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Maddy Parkin

The sluttiest of sluts. Dirtier than a hooker's vagina. No matter where you hide your boyfriend, she WILL find him. BEWARE of the Maddy Parkin.
She's hooked up with 8 guys in a week, she's such a Maddy Parkin.
by fourloko69 June 30, 2014
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Parkinsturbation

When someone with Parkinson's is masturbating and starts having a fit of the shakes in his/her arm and doesn't know what it's going to do next, so it's like a handjob from a stranger everytime.
Michael J. Fox is a master of the art of Parkinsturbation.
by Nevest June 3, 2010
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Parking lot alzheimers

When you can't find your car in a parking lot because you've forgot where it is. Most of the time you wander around aimlessly until you find it like an older person who has alzheimers diesease.
What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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