When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.
by DW DC February 28, 2009
Get the Puerto Rican Fog Bankmug. On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind the counter simply askes "are you 18?" You respond with a simple "yes" then continue buying your alcoholic beverages.
by The Zach Daddy July 25, 2007
Get the puerto rican ID checkmug. It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.
by Miriam Webster Shit April 6, 2017
Get the puerto rican oil changemug. The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
Get the Puerto Rican pencil sharpenermug. When a Puerto Rican man ejaculates such an exorbitant amount of semen into an object, leading to the murder of millions of would-be Puerto Rican children in one place.
This dude Hernan has dumped so many loads in his mattress it's like a Puerto Rican concentration camp.
by pp9k December 17, 2017
Get the puerto rican concentration campmug. Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.
by ryanayr August 31, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Diet Planmug. When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Chili Bowlmug.