Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.

"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone

by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022

preston

the ugliest name in existance

hey preston, wanna press a ton

by EraserJam December 25, 2022

preston

preston is a cute funny and sensitive guy who likes to cuddle ride dirtbikes play musicsal instruments he is dating your mom but only if your moms name starts with an m there are many girls that like him and he doesnt stay single for long and he also has a massive penis. which in fact is so large that he has the world record for amount of time came in a row

preston is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot I love him so much

by ryan reynalds December 27, 2022

Preston

The most annoying kid in your neighbor hood. He pelts people with everything he can find. He is short and thinks he is cool with everything he does. He goes to a private school and thinks he is better because of it.

Bro think he Preston 💀💀💀

by Jeffio14 May 7, 2023

Preston

I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him

Eww is that a preston am going to barf

by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023

Preston

Preston is someone who is like nobody else. He is passionate and loyal like nobody else to the point he could start a cult. It’s a disappointment so many people hurt him because on his best days his glow is angelic. There is nobody sexier and more beautiful than Preston.

Preston is the hottest man in town

by Slutforsatan September 9, 2023

Preston

A Preston is the type of person who can’t seem to get their ding-a-ling bricked up, even with the hottest of girls. This guy usually comes in last place at most anything he does and loves to drink their own pee. Preston’s are their own breed of weird people.

Wow, I can’t believe that guy was so weird, the way he drank that pee was so Preston.

by Cracked out pickle September 26, 2023