chocolate pudding pants

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

by Pit Pat October 5, 2007

Banana hammer puddin' rocket

Sexual stunt in which a man lifts his scrotum in a swift, almost tossing-type motion, while simultaneously slapping his taint extremely hard. This is to be done in a practiced manner to the extent that the man can perform the act at the exact instant he begins cumming, causing his ejaculatory fluid to launch higher than ever deemed possible as a result of the taint slap.

"I have to clean the ceiling because Gerald pulled the ol' banana hammer puddin' rocket again last night."

"Paulie misfired practicing the banana hammer puddin' rocket and came in my eye!"

by banana hammer March 16, 2010

puddin titter

when a grown man poops on another mans chest and eats it like pudding.

Joe and I had the best time doing "puddin titter" last night.

by bwood baller 1# December 6, 2010

puddington

A globe-trotting dude

Hey there's Puddington!

by Arenapuz July 11, 2011

Pudding Traitor

When the time comes for dessert, the pudding traitor refuses the delicious, delicious sweets, preferring to dine only on health foods and self-righteousness.

"And for dessert, I made a chocolate and strawberry cake." - the host
"That looks amazing!" - Everyone except the pudding traitor
"I'm pretty full, I think I'll pass" - the pudding traitor.

by OrkyJoe September 7, 2013

Pudding bath

Sharting in the bath making a cloud of brown poop water

Carla bring me a towel, I’ve got diarrhea and now I’m in a pudding bath

by Wordsword May 27, 2019

Pudding Head

Slang term for a person who is completely addicted to eating pudding, in all of its forms and flavors.

A Pudding Head cannot resist eating copious amounts of pudding, even to the point of pain and digestive harm, due to its seductive “mouthfeel” and therefore, complete and total power over them.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2023