by Queerisweirdnotnotstraight May 26, 2023
Get the tomato dropmug. Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.
Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!
by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022
Get the tomato clotchupmug. Ball torture in which a males balls are cinched with a ball stretcher and then slapped repeatedly with a bare hand, a riding crop or cat-o'-nine-tails.
My dom cinched me last night and gave me strewed tomatoes.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
My stewed tomatoes are killing me today. They are sore and still red. She was working them like Rocky on the speedbag.
by Dick Onchin January 14, 2023
Get the Stewed Tomatoesmug. Tomato frequencies are the sounds that can be heard after someone is woken up and is trying to go back to sleep. (A airplane passing by, talking downstairs, the sound of the highway).
John: How did you sleep last night Tod?
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.
Tod: Man. I just couldn’t because of these dumb tomato frequencies in my ear.
by Nalydylan June 13, 2023
Get the tomato frequenciesmug. by The Tiguere Will December 3, 2021
Get the Golden tomatomug. by Anonymous BOSS ASS BItCH March 8, 2017
Get the Tomato queenmug. The mindset you have when you’re talking to your crush and you forget how to function like a normal human being
“Yeah so when I was talking to him, my tomato brain activated and I cackled at his joke”
“Damn that’s rough”
“Damn that’s rough”
by DumbBitch2.0 April 5, 2019
Get the tomato brainmug.