Net speak

A total waste of time.
Hard to read, write and understand.

LyKe oMgZZZZzzzxxzxzzz!!78!!11seven#696@@!!! im guna c britny spears tonite!!!868!*6283!!1111!!eight and a half!!1111!!!!1 im lyKe So0o0o exiTd!1@@!!11shit!22!

by Yula May 23, 2005

net

the internet, the world wide web

The net would not be the same without search engines.

by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2008

safety net

A term used in the game show Deal or No Deal when the majority of low amounts are still in play, but there are two high amounts to justify continuing the game.

Howie Mandel: Now the question is: deal or no deal.
Contestant: $275,000 is life-changing, but the $300,000 and $400,000 boxes are still in play! So I still have my 'safety net'. No deal!!!

by allykatalack August 9, 2010

fanfiction.net

A site hosting fanfiction where 99% of them sucks like shit and 0.75% are so-so and the other 0.25% are actually good.Also suffers from the mystery of fanfictions getting deleted suddenly without reason.

I m bored so I am going to fanfiction.net and spend hours reading lame stories is that okay?

by watever4545 January 8, 2005

Habbos.NET

A homosexual riddled vBulletin "community", most notably known for causing and increasing the spread of AIDS throughout the Internets. Any hetereosexual member of the forum is ultimately banned or restricted access by the hitler-like communist moderators. A typical discussion on the site is focussed around Zac Efron's oiled body or the singing likes of camerawhore, Rihanna.

Contrary to popular belief, the site also features 20+ year olds on government handouts with divorced parents talking about how big their breasts are on a teenage community.

Habbos.NET is the most undoubtable the source of corruption in the world.

by ChadChadChadChad October 9, 2008

net neutrality

An idea whereby all access to the collective Internets is equal. Where no limits on different throughputs or access to services are placed.

Senator Stevens on Net Neutrality:
The internet is not something that you just dump something on... It's not a big truck, it's a series of tubes!

You sir, are an idiot!

by Cam!!!!!111oneoneone! August 22, 2006

B-Net

Shortened form of battle.net used by regular users.

"Hey man, get on B-Net so we can pwn some noobs!

by ||AB|| Tier August 31, 2006