Milwaukee Lobster

A hotdog that’s burnt black on the outside, but still perfect inside… like a lobster’s shell with tender meat inside.

“Don’t let Dad cook the hotdogs! He’ll make them all into Milwaukee Lobsters!”

by Barber Frank July 5, 2025

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025

Milwaukee Bong

A Milwaukee bong is a sexual activity that can be preformed with any gender as long as one of the participants as a pork sword and Nutsack also known as Cock and balls.

You start off by grabbing a a machine that can turn liquid into a Gas. Connect a rubber tube into the machine so that the machine pushes the gas through the rubber tube and into the other participants urethra. Continue until you notice the other participants balls start to swell. Then plug their urethra up with anal beads. After a couple minutes, take out the beads and smoke that dope out your homies slim Jim. 💯💯💯

Homeboy wanted to smoke dope so I gave him the old Milwaukee Bong

by Hey guess what? July 17, 2025

Milwaukee Balloon

When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon

Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!

by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025

Milwaukee Chainsaw

(Noun) When a woman’s stubbly bush gives you rug burn.

“Bro did you hook up with her last night?” “Yeah and she gave me that Milwaukee Chainsaw.”

by omionous box August 31, 2025

Milwaukee Blower

The act of one person blowing gently on another person asshole

Picked up this bird at the local last night, went home and gave me the best Milwaukee Blower I have had.

"I haven't been Milwaukeed like that in years"

by Barbandit October 30, 2025

Milwaukee Sandwich

To make a Milwaukee Sandwich you need to first take some poop flatten it out into a patty. Then cook it until medium well (or whatever the preference of the recipient is) and then serve as if it is a hamburger patty in between two buns. Which the recipient must then consume.

That Milwaukee Sandwich was pretty good wasn't it Suzanne.

by McNutmeister McGee November 28, 2025